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yall-mothafuckas-need-misha:

badassbitchfromhades:

freckledtrekkie:

doctorsherlocklokison:

captainmjolnir:

I’ve never understood the stereotype that women are more likely to faint at blood

I mean seriously

what do you think we do every month

THEY WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THE WEREWOLF THING

AWH COME ON GUYS THAT WAS A SECRET FOR A REASON

I guess we have to come clean about the cult sacrafices too huh

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Well now we do

(Source: gameofbooze)

Anonymous

Anonymous asked:

Please, can you manslate "All women are called by God to be wives and mothers, but not all men are called to be husbands and fathers"? It's just so hard for me to understand with my poor female brain. :c

manslator:

im-beheaded-atleastiwas-wedded:

manslator:

Manslation: Religion is a convenient, albeit thin, veil for my belief in the subjugation of women; that men should be able to do as they wish, while women should be relegated to the narrow gender roles of my choosing.

Alternate translation: I have never read the book of ester and ignore Deborah, generally I avoid the female centric parts of the bible because it would call me out on being an asshole but thats ok because mary was called to be the mother of jesus so I must be right.

^ Alternate manslation by someone who knows more about the Bible than I do.

munderoon:

allthefandomfeelings:

moonflowerlights:

dan-is-not-on-phire:

napoleonbonerhard:

sassyhorseradish:

what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us

what if they’re protecting us though

what if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from ever crossing over

I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then

maybe you’re the reflection.

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this needs to be a book.

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